{"id":3608,"date":"2022-06-01T11:44:44","date_gmt":"2022-06-01T11:44:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/?p=3608"},"modified":"2025-12-11T16:05:34","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T16:05:34","slug":"jai-les-yeux-qui-piquent-la-verification-des-passes-sera-pour-demain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/?p=3608","title":{"rendered":"\u00ab J\u2019ai les yeux qui piquent, la v\u00e9rification des passes sera pour demain \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00ab <em>Pour ce soir tu veux manger tib\u00e9tain, chinois ou marocain ?<\/em> \u00bb Rires&#8230; \u00ab<em> Deux minutes ch\u00e9rie je t\u2019appelle apr\u00e8s, l\u00e0 il y a pas mal d\u2019entr\u00e9es et sorties au boulot. A toute !<\/em> \u00bb. Si je ne range pas mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, je vais encore me faire engueuler. Punaise, en plus, c\u2019est K\u00e9vin qui arrive dans l\u2019ambulance, j\u2019en suis s\u00fbr il va me raconter tous les potins de la journ\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013&nbsp;H\u00e9 Momo, comment \u00e7a va&nbsp;?<br>\u2013&nbsp;\u00c7a\u2026<br>\u2013&nbsp;Tu sais pas quoi&nbsp;?<br>\u2013&nbsp;Va\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Piti\u00e9 ! Faites qu\u2019une voiture arrive derri\u00e8re lui et le klaxonne comme si l\u2019Alg\u00e9rie avait gagn\u00e9 un match de foot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013&nbsp;\u00ab<em>&nbsp;D\u00e9sol\u00e9 Kevin&nbsp;! Juste derri\u00e8re toi il y a d\u2019autres voitures, on se parle plus tard&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/em>\u00bb<br>Encore 30 minutes et c\u2019est le week-end&nbsp;! Ceux qui rentrent en fin de journ\u00e9e dans l\u2019h\u00f4pital sont des habitu\u00e9s&nbsp;; j\u2019ai les yeux qui piquent, la v\u00e9rification des passes sera pour demain. Mais comme je ne bosse pas demain\u2026 Ah&nbsp;! Et puis mince, imagine que quelqu\u2019un rentre et contamine un patient.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013&nbsp;\u00ab<em>&nbsp;Bonsoir madame&nbsp;! Pourrais-je voir votre passe sanitaire s\u2019il vous pla\u00eet&nbsp;?<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab Pour ce soir tu veux manger tib\u00e9tain, chinois ou marocain ? \u00bb Rires&#8230; \u00ab Deux minutes ch\u00e9rie je t\u2019appelle apr\u00e8s, l\u00e0 il y a pas mal d\u2019entr\u00e9es et sorties au boulot. A toute ! \u00bb. Si je ne range pas mon t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, je vais encore me faire engueuler. Punaise, en plus, c\u2019est K\u00e9vin qui [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3529,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-les-grands-et-les-petits-maux"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3802,"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3608\/revisions\/3802"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chroniquesdhermites.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}